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one day an insane person is going to threaten me with a gun and im going to make some stupid joke and thats how my life will end
via MOTHERFUCKERS.
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WHEN UR FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS WITH OTHER FRIENDS OF YOURS AND ITS A BIG CIRCLE OF FRIENDS
WHEN THOSE FRIENDS LIKE EACH OTHER MORE THAN THEY LIKE YOU
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so i was wondering why my parents are always so disappointed in me, and then i realized
here’s my sister:
here’s my other sister:
and here’s me
via Oakback Mountain.
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Tag ur great gatsby spoilers it’s only been out for niNETY YEARS
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Solrock you piece of shit you’re not a fire type so stop pretending like you are
via foxy grandpa.
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If you ever think your life is bad just remember that when my sister was born my mum threw up on her
She knows
She’s still pissed off at me and blame all of you
via Innocently dangerous.









